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A novel out to bite Jen Aniston?

August 25th 2006 05:52
Jennifer Aniston
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A fictional book supposedly based on the said blonde actress, and is said to have bitten and will continue to bite her behind-- hard.

According to New York Daily News, Aniston's ex-flatmate, fellow actress Nancy Balbirer, wrote a book called The Underminer: Or, the Best Friend Who Casually Destroys Your Life. It is supposedly about a girl named "Jane" who landed a sitcom about friends living together in a place called the Village, presumably New York's West Village.


In the book, Jane got liposuction, a nose job, and hairline adjustment when she moved to Hollywood to find fame. Jane gets a role in the hit sitcom first, then later on her best friend (aka Nancy) gets the thumbs up as well, but Jane soon gets her fired 3 hours later.

"A few hours later, she was inexplicably fired, yet paid in full, plus an extra week's pay, despite never filming a scene."

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to see the similarities.

But Nancy swears that Jane does not automatically mean Jen. Despite sending a letter to correct this mix-up, Aniston's reps are still offended? Quoting Steven Huvane:


"Jennifer does know this woman Nancy, and she did live with her for a little bit, but did not live rent-free. The girl did try out for a role on Friends, but the girl just didn't get it.

"She just sounds like an opportunist who's using Jennifer to get attention. This is mean-spirited."


And ironically... "film rights have already been bought up by the company started by Vince Vaughn, Aniston's current boyfriend. "

Is this a spiteful revenge of an ex-mate? A harmless novel? A vehicle to fame? Even a conspiracy between bf and ex-bf?

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Comment by Sisi

August 25th 2006 06:54
I say it's for money

Comment by jon

August 25th 2006 06:56

Comment by Victoria

August 25th 2006 07:12
Yeah... considering the amount of things that happened to her recently.

Otherwise... not so poor =)

Comment by Anonymous

August 25th 2006 07:13
are u absolutely joking? not 'poor jen', we don't even know her. the articles about her are geared to make her seem the a victim, but we dont have a clue.

Comment by Victoria

August 25th 2006 07:22
You're right =) But considering the things that happened to her, eg the public divorce, you can't help but pity her a little. I, at least, wouldn't want these happening to me.

Even though, as you've said, we don't know what really happened.

Comment by jon

August 25th 2006 07:23
Actually I was trying to be sarcastic (not trying hard enough!) I have little sympathy for Jen.

Comment by Anonymous

August 25th 2006 07:24
Boring! I'm over hearing about Jen and Vince, Jen and Brad... blah blah blah! Who cares - isn't there more worthwhile things to write about?

Comment by Victoria

August 25th 2006 07:34
Hmm... looks like this post has struck a few chords within its first 2 hours. Thank you jon.

I, too, was aiming for sarcasm, if nobody got the hint, except for jon. I wouldn't want these things happening to me, true. But otherwise, "no so poor"

Comment by Justin

August 26th 2006 12:52
There must be truth in it somewhere.
It's doubtful you'd be bothered writing a book on something fictional which relates intermittently to real life events, without some other drive than literary integrity. Also, knowing Jen's not a poor girl she could destroy the book through the courts with an injunction or if found plain malicious and/or guilty of libel could possibly sue.
However where that truth is only the writer and Jen know.

Comment by Luke

August 30th 2006 13:51
Vince Vaughn probably bought the rights just so no one could make the film.

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